Smaller than average-size human; larger than average-size bug
Will not bite, unless provoked
Attracted to bright and shiny things
Not a Spotted Lantern Fly; do not crush
Hi, I'm Kristina, a tiny creative weirdo in Ho-Ho-Kus, NJ. I like to paint walls and other things. If you'd like, I'll paint your house, your shoes, or even your mom. If she protests, you can assure her that I have a BFA in Illustration from Pratt Institute and nearly two decades of experience as a freelance graphic designer/ illustrator. Speaking of moms, I've recently become one and have written not one, but two children's books about how tired I am. If you'd like to get in touch, email or call me (815-572-1196). Just please do it before 8pm, when I'll likely be asleep.
Thanks for visiting!